GOD DAMMIT. NOW I WANT TO WRITE A FIC WHERE SULU TWEETS EVERYTHING THAT CHEKOV SAYS AND JUST GAINS A RIDICULOUS TWITTER FOLLOWING AND EVERYONE ON THE ENTERPRISE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS TWITTER USER @SHITTHERUSSIANKIDSAYS AND CHEKOV IS TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS UNTIL ONE DAY SOMEONE FINALLY LINKS HIM TO IT AND HE’S LIKE… THIS GUY IS A GENIUS! AND NO ONE KNOWS IF THEY SHOULD BE REALLY RELIEVED OR REALLY WORRIED THAT CHEKOV DOESN’T KNOW THAT HE’S SAID ALL THIS STUFF AND EVENTUALLY SULU FEELS REALLY BAD ABOUT EVERYTHING AND BREAKS DOWN AND ADMITS TO BEING THE PERSON BEHIND THE ACCOUNT AND CHEKOV’S LIKE “I KNOW. I JUST VANTED TO SEE HOW LONG IT VOULD TAKE FOR YOU TO TELL ME.” AND SULU JUST KIND OF LOSES IT.